lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

Horror films don’t create fear. They release it.

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omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

n0-respect:

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

driedsun:

all we need to make this work is for you to just let me rub my boner against your butt while we cuddle and for you to not expect that im just horny all the time.

kushinvader:

If a great picture was taken while having sex, I don’t think I’d mind posting it.

If you don’t squeeze your girl’s ass with the force of twelve slaves when kissing her you need to evaluate your life and your choices